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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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