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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Just shared via Discord:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Spotted on YouTube:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Just shared via TikTok:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Trending via Instagram:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Going bananas on X:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

53 shares on Threads this month:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

35 shares on Twitch this month:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,723

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Going bananas on Threads:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Breaking via Messenger:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Making waves on Instagram:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Trending via YouTube:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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