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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Funny Nutella quotes

Funny Nutella quotes add a delicious twist to your day! 🍫😄 Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a sweet treat now and then, these humorous lines celebrate everyone’s favorite chocolate hazelnut spread. Get ready for some laughs that are as rich and satisfying as a spoonful of Nutella! 🍰😂

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Share →: My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Commentary:
"Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Commentary:
"Remember, you can't please everyone! You're not a jar of Nutella spreading joy everywhere 🌰🍫😄 Embrace your unique flavor and let those who appreciate you savor every bit! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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