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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Funny old guy quotes bring a smile 😄 and a wink 😉 to anyone who loves a little wisdom wrapped in humor. These gems show that age only adds to the charm and wit 🎉. Whether it’s cheeky advice or playful comebacks, funny old guy quotes remind us that growing older doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor 🤣. Ready for some laughs and life lessons from the coolest seniors around? Let’s dive in! 🎈✨

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Broadcasted on Slack:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Going viral on Facebook:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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