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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Trending via Reddit:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Live now on Instagram:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Funny old guy quotes bring a smile 😄 and a wink 😉 to anyone who loves a little wisdom wrapped in humor. These gems show that age only adds to the charm and wit 🎉. Whether it’s cheeky advice or playful comebacks, funny old guy quotes remind us that growing older doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor 🤣. Ready for some laughs and life lessons from the coolest seniors around? Let’s dive in! 🎈✨

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Just landed via Facebook:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Just shared via Discord:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Trending via Telegram:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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