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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,396

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Spotted on Facebook:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Breaking via Messenger:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Trending via X:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Making waves on Slack:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

67 shares on Reddit this month:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,518

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Trending via Twitch:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Trending via Discord:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Going bananas on Instagram:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Spotted on X:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Going bananas on Reddit:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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