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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Just shared via X:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Just landed via Reddit:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Spotted on Telegram:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Going bananas on Threads:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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15 shares on WeChat this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

84 shares on Threads this month:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Trending via Slack:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Making waves on Reddit:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Live now on Pinterest:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Trending via Reddit:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Trending via Pinterest:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Live now on Reddit:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Making waves on X:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Shared recently on Discord:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

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