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Funny pea quotes

Funny pea quotes bring a burst of green giggles to your day! πŸŒ±πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a pea pod fan or just love clever veggie humor, these quirky lines will have you cracking up like a pod full of peas. πŸ₯³πŸ’š Perfect for sharing with friends or sprucing up your veggie vibes, get ready to smile and maybe even feel a little extra *pea-sy*! πŸ½οΈπŸ˜„

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Posted on3 weeks ago

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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