Funny pea quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

  Commentary:
  "Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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