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Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Farting, but with eye contact.

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Trending via X:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Going viral on Reddit:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Just shared via Facebook:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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79 shares on TikTok this month:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

69 shares on Discord this month:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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I need a break from me.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Just shared via Twitch:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Trending via Reddit:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Trending via Instagram:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Shared recently on Slack:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Just shared via Pinterest:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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