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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Just shared via Slack:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Freshly posted on X:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Just shared via Reddit:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Spotted on Threads:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Making waves on Snapchat:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Trending via Discord:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

81 shares on Slack this month:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

43 shares on X this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Just shared via Discord:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Spotted on Discord:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Shared recently on Discord:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Going viral on Discord:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Trending via Twitch:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Going viral on YouTube:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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