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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Live now on Telegram:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Just landed via X:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Trending via Reddit:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Shared recently on X:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Live now on Threads:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Trending via YouTube:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

86 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

39 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,476

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Trending via X:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Spotted on Twitch:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Live now on X:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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