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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Just landed via Facebook:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Making waves on WeChat:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Breaking via TikTok:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Breaking via Twitch:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Just landed via Reddit:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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58 shares on Slack this month:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

65 shares on Slack this month:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

33 shares on X this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

29 shares on Threads this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Just shared via Threads:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Freshly posted on X:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Just shared via WeChat:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Making waves on X:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Broadcasted on X:

I woke up alive again.

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