Funny personal data quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine logging in to Pornhub and seeing your personalized 'Year in Review' playlist… 🎶🔞 Well, at least you'd know your top 'artists.' 😂 #TMI #StatsDontLie"

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