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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

Trending via TikTok:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

62 shares on Discord this month:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I had a friend like me.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Trending via Slack:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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