Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.