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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Spotted on Facebook:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Live now on Snapchat:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Spotted on Telegram:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Going viral on Discord:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Going viral on Slack:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Reported on Reddit:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Just landed via Facebook:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Just landed via Reddit:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Making waves on Facebook:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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