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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,367

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Just landed via Messenger:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Making waves on WeChat:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Just shared via X:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Making waves on YouTube:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Going viral on WeChat:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

67 shares on X this month:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

29 shares on X this month:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,688

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Spotted on WeChat:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Just landed via Facebook:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Live now on YouTube:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Live now on Discord:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Seen just now on Discord:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Trending via WhatsApp:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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