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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

18 shares on X this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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