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Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,797

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Making waves on X:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Breaking via WeChat:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Making waves on TikTok:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Salary week, but salary weak.

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78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

97 shares on X this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is an abusement park.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,680

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Spotted on TikTok:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Spotted on YouTube:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Trending via Reddit:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Spotted on Reddit:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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