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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Share →: Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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"Polar bears sipping on Coca Cola, just don't forget the marshmallows for their hot cocoa! 🍫🧊🥤❄️ #HolidayGoals #ChillVibes"
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Share →: It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Looks like even the polar bear has hit snooze on winter! ❄️🐾 Time to give it a pep talk and maybe a cup of hot cocoa. Remember, even polar bears need a little TLC to hit the road in style! 🚗😄

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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