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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Trending via Snapchat:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Going viral on YouTube:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Just shared via Messenger:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Live now on Threads:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Spotted on Telegram:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Going viral on X:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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73 shares on Threads this month:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

69 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Spotted on Twitch:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Breaking via Instagram:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Just shared via Discord:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Going bananas on Facebook:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Making waves on Messenger:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Breaking via Threads:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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