Funny posh quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

  Commentary:
  "Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

  Commentary:
  Looks like these UK rappers are living in a British soap opera where poshness and fancy car counts matter more than rhymes! 🎩🚗👸 Maybe they should consider a career switch to acting as aristocrats instead of spitting rhymes about their high-class lifestyles! 💰🎤

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