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Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Just shared via X:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Reported on WhatsApp:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Spotted on Twitch:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Trending via TikTok:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Making waves on Telegram:

They’re making me do work at work.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Reported on Instagram:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Breaking via Instagram:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Shared recently on Slack:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Live now on Discord:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Trending via Facebook:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Going viral on Twitch:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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