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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Making waves on X:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Going viral on Messenger:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Going bananas on X:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Trending via WeChat:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Trending via Instagram:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Freshly posted on X:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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90 shares on Slack this month:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

12 shares on Discord this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

21 shares on X this month:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The shitshow must go on.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Just shared via YouTube:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Just landed via Threads:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Just landed via Telegram:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Trending via Reddit:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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