Funny pumpkin quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

  Commentary:
  🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

  Commentary:
  "Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"

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