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Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Spotted on X:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Just landed via X:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Broadcasted on Threads:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

30 shares on WeChat this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Just landed via Instagram:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Live now on Threads:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Just shared via Reddit:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Spotted on Threads:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Breaking via Snapchat:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Just landed via Slack:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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