Commentary:
Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!
16 Funny purchase quotes
Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁♂️ #Priorities"
I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”
Commentary:
"Talk about a hair-raising realization! 🥥🚗 Who needs a coconut when you've got coconut-scented hair, am I right? 😂 #ShampooStruggles"
If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.
Commentary:
"If Monday were an IKEA product, it would come with 1000 pieces and no instructions, and the name 'Fekking Hell' would be just as hard to pronounce as it is to endure. 🪑🤪 #MondayBlues"
I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"
Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.
Commentary:
Cake: the perfect answer to any question you never asked! 🎂😄