Funny rarity quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

  Commentary:
  "Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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