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Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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236 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,505

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Jan 6, 2026

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Just landed via Threads:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Making waves on Instagram:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Making waves on YouTube:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Just shared via Threads:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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22 shares on Threads this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

59 shares on Threads this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Fries, not lies.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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236 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,505

Funny Quotes Topics

17,570

Funny Quotes Images

15,505

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,555

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Going viral on Discord:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Trending via Telegram:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Live now on TikTok:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Trending via Messenger:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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