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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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My toxic trait is optimism.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

13 shares on X this month:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

You give my middle finger an erection.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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