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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Spotted on WeChat:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Trending via X:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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He took my last fry, your honor.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Seen just now on Reddit:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Going viral on Facebook:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Reported on Slack:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Going viral on Slack:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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