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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Live now on TikTok:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Going viral on Slack:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Spotted on Pinterest:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Spotted on Instagram:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Going viral on Messenger:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Making waves on Facebook:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Telegram this month:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

97 shares on X this month:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Trending via Messenger:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Making waves on WeChat:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

Going viral on Slack:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Going viral on X:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Going viral on Threads:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Seen just now on Discord:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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