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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

Spotted on Slack:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Just landed via TikTok:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Just shared via Reddit:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Seen just now on X:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Freshly posted on Slack:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Seen just now on Discord:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Reported on TikTok:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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