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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Shared recently on Discord:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Going viral on Threads:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Just landed via TikTok:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Spotted on Threads:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Just shared via YouTube:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Making waves on Messenger:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Going viral on Discord:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

55 shares on Instagram this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

37 shares on X this month:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

95 shares on Reddit this month:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Just landed via WeChat:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Going viral on Twitch:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Making waves on X:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Making waves on Instagram:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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