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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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β€œIt’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Is he trying to pronounce β€œcharcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Breaking via X:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Reported on Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thΡ–nk that Leonardo DΡ–CaprΡ–o’s future gΡ–rlfrΡ–end Ρ–s currently nervous for her fΡ–rst day of kΡ–ndergarten.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has copied:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has shared:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Spotted on Twitch:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Reported on Reddit:

Bands are always like β€œhere’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Going viral on Telegram:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Shared recently on Reddit:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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