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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Spotted on Messenger:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Live now on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Spotted on Discord:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Making waves on YouTube:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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63 shares on Reddit this month:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

52 shares on X this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Spotted on X:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Just landed via Reddit:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Just landed via Instagram:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Making waves on YouTube:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Going viral on Discord:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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