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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,382

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Going viral on Telegram:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Live now on X:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Being awake is the worst.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Just landed via Threads:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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87 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,452

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Just landed via TikTok:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Live now on WeChat:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Just shared via Threads:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Making waves on YouTube:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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