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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Making waves on Pinterest:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Just shared via Twitch:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Spotted on YouTube:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Making waves on Discord:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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67 shares on Instagram this month:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

97 shares on Threads this month:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

50 shares on Threads this month:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

74 shares on Threads this month:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Just shared via Instagram:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Just landed via X:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Breaking via X:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Just shared via Twitch:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Just landed via WeChat:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Shared recently on Telegram:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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