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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Spotted on Messenger:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Seen just now on X:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

29 shares on Discord this month:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

85 shares on X this month:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Work for a living? In this economy?

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

56 shares on Telegram this month:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,612

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Seen just now on Slack:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Spotted on X:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Just landed via Twitch:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Trending via Slack:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Trending via Facebook:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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