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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Spotted on Threads:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Trending via Threads:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Trending via TikTok:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with β€œJesus Christ”.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My middle finger salutes you.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

18 shares on Threads this month:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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β€œ23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has copied:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has copied:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Just landed via Instagram:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Spotted on X:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Spotted on Messenger:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Trending via Threads:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Going viral on Reddit:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Trending via Instagram:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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