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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Trending via Telegram:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Going viral on Discord:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Live now on Reddit:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Trending via Slack:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Live now on TikTok:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Making waves on Reddit:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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