Commentary:
"Brrr… chill vibes incoming! ❄️ Embracing my inner winter solstice, so if you need me, I'll be busy perfecting my frosty glare and brooding in the darkness. 😎🌑❄️ #WinterSolsticeMood"
38 Funny seasonal quotes
Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.
Commentary:
"Ah, 'tis the season for embracing the crap with a side of sparkle! ✨ Who knew that holiday lights could add a touch of festivity to life's chaos? 🎄 Here's to turning our 'crappy' moments into twinkling triumphs! 💫"
November is for turtlenecks and depression.
Commentary:
Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy
Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.
Commentary:
Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛♂️😂
Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.
Commentary:
"Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"
In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"
It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling transition from black summer to black winter wardrobe… the excitement is palpable! 🖤☀️❄️ Who needs a color wheel when you've got endless shades of darkness to choose from?"
Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu
Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.
Commentary:
Navigating the emotional labyrinth: Is it hormones, seasons, or just life having a giggle? 🤷♀️😂🍂
After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.
Commentary:
"Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"