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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡· has viewed:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I be like β€œcommunication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Just shared via Facebook:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Going viral on Discord:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has copied:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has copied:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has shared:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡­ has copied:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has downloaded:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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Freshly posted on X:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Reported on TikTok:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Making waves on X:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Live now on WeChat:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Trending via Pinterest:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Just landed via Messenger:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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