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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Making waves on Discord:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Shared recently on Slack:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Just shared via Telegram:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Trending via Instagram:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Seen just now on Threads:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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89 shares on WeChat this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

30 shares on Threads this month:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

51 shares on X this month:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tested positive for being single af

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Trending via X:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Going bananas on WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Trending via X:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just landed via X:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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