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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has shared:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has copied:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as β€œinteresting.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has downloaded:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Going viral on Twitch:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Just shared via X:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Spotted on Telegram:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Seen just now on Discord:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Trending via Slack:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

39 shares on Discord this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

40 shares on Twitch this month:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

New cinephile technique “method watching” β€” when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

22 shares on Threads this month:

β€œSeize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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How is it still this week?

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² has viewed:

Please hesitate to reach out.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has copied:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

One thing that could really β€œlevel-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has viewed:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has copied:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Trending via Telegram:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Going viral on X:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Trending via WhatsApp:

β€œHey you!” is short for β€œI have no idea what your name is.”

Trending via Messenger:

Men call us β€œgold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Just landed via Telegram:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Live now on YouTube:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Making waves on TikTok:

Avocado is just green butter.

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