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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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Spotted on WeChat:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Going viral on Twitch:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Trending via YouTube:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Trending via Messenger:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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72 shares on Discord this month:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

35 shares on Instagram this month:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

68 shares on Slack this month:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

38 shares on X this month:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Spotted on Slack:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Trending via Discord:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Spotted on WeChat:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Shared recently on Threads:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Spotted on Reddit:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Breaking via Discord:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Spotted on Messenger:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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