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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Just shared via TikTok:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Making waves on Discord:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Making waves on WeChat:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Spotted on Reddit:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Live now on YouTube:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Just shared via Twitch:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Shared recently on X:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

23 shares on X this month:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

63 shares on Slack this month:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

61 shares on Slack this month:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Just shared via Discord:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Making waves on X:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Making waves on X:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Freshly posted on Discord:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Going viral on WeChat:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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