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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Broadcasted on X:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Making waves on Facebook:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Making waves on X:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Making waves on Snapchat:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Reported on Facebook:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Reported on LinkedIn:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Seen just now on Threads:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Just shared via X:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Reported on WeChat:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Seen just now on X:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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