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  • Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

    Commentary:
    “Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦‍♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress”

  • Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷‍♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse”

  • When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

    Commentary:
    Well, they probably summon the Sandman for a quick tutorial on dream cinematography 🎥💭 Or maybe they just sprinkle some fairy dust and hope for the best! 🧚✨ Filming dreams – the ultimate movie magic trick! 🌟🎬

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