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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.