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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Going viral on Facebook:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Just landed via TikTok:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Reported on Discord:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Shared recently on Threads:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Spotted on Messenger:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Just landed via X:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Just landed via Slack:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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