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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Live now on Messenger:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Going viral on X:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Just shared via Telegram:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Making waves on Messenger:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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