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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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This email could’ve been sex.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Spotted on Slack:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Going bananas on Messenger:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Seen just now on Slack:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Making waves on Slack:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

80 shares on Slack this month:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

57 shares on Threads this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Going viral on Instagram:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Making waves on YouTube:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Making waves on Discord:

Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

Seen just now on Threads:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Spotted on X:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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