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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Going bananas on X:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Seen just now on Threads:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Making waves on Reddit:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Live now on Threads:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Broadcasted on X:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Going viral on YouTube:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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