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When you're tipsy and ready to mingle but your only date is a bowl of chips 🍟😂#PartyOfOne
156 Funny single quotes
Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.
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At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! 🎅💔😅
Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!
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Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! 🚨💏🔔#SingleAndReadyToMingle
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
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True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”
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When even your echo puts you in the friend zone 😂🌬️ #ForeverAlone
Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.
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🎅😂 "Breaking news: Neither Santa nor 'local singles' are coming down your chimney this year!" 💔🎄
A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
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Teamwork makes the dreamwork… or at least makes more laundry! 😂👰🤵🧺
I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.
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Sometimes you've just got to bend over backward for yourself to appreciate the breeze 🍃💃😅
Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.
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Trying to find 90's love today is like bringing your Walkman to a Spotify party 🎧😂📻
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡