Commentary:
"Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"
43 Funny smart quotes
If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"
The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"
Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
Commentary:
"Smart people are like huskies 🐕: full of energy and ready to tackle any challenge! Just make sure to keep them engaged, or watch out for the mischief they'll create instead! 🤓💡#BrainyTroublemakers"
I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.
Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"
It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
Commentary:
Adulting: When you realize 'winging it' is the universal strategy! 🚀🤓😂
My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Commentary:
"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin"
If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
Commentary:
"Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"