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Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Going viral on YouTube:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Trending via Messenger:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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4 months ago

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26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

35 shares on X this month:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Spotted on Slack:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Just shared via TikTok:

At least life has music.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Making waves on TikTok:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Spotted on Slack:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Just shared via Facebook:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Live now on YouTube:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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