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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Live now on YouTube:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Just shared via Slack:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Reported on Slack:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Seen just now on Discord:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Spotted on Telegram:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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