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Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Trending via Twitch:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Spotted on YouTube:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Spotted on YouTube:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Trending via X:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

76 shares on Slack this month:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

59 shares on YouTube this month:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Trending via Threads:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Just landed via Facebook:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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