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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Trending via YouTube:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Just shared via X:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Shared recently on TikTok:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Shared recently on Discord:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Trending via Threads:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Just shared via Instagram:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Trending via TikTok:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Just landed via WeChat:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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82 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Happy new fear!

Just landed via Facebook:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Going bananas on Discord:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Just landed via Messenger:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Trending via WeChat:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Spreading quickly via X:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Trending via Threads:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Making waves on TikTok:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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