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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Going viral on Instagram:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Going viral on Reddit:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Funny spiritual quotes

Funny spiritual quotes bring a lighthearted twist to deep wisdom 🌟😄, proving that enlightenment doesn’t have to be serious all the time! Whether you’re meditating or just need a good laugh, these playful gems mix spirituality with humor 🧘‍♂️✨. Get ready to smile, reflect, and maybe even snort a little while exploring the lighter side of the soul’s journey! 🌈😂

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Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Commentary:
"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘‍♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Shared recently on Reddit:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Making waves on Reddit:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Live now on Twitch:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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