Funny spiritual quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My chakra went out for cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘‍♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"

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