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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Spotted on TikTok:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Just landed via Discord:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Going viral on Slack:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

27 shares on X this month:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Just landed via Threads:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I need a massage for my brain.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Just landed via YouTube:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Going viral on Threads:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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