Funny stop talking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! 🤫 Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? 🤔 Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! 🙊 Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! 🤣

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