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Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,594

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Spotted on Instagram:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Just landed via WeChat:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Going viral on Reddit:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,732

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Going viral on Twitch:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Just shared via Facebook:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Breaking via YouTube:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Trending via Discord:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Trending via Threads:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Just shared via Twitch:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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