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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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