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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Never trust a wet fart.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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