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Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama
17 Funny strong quotes
Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.
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Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! 🕵️♂️💬 Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! 🎤🌙 #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked
You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.
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"Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes"
I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
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Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄
Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.
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Ah, Twitter: where every opinion is an expert-level performance piece in the theater of the absurd! 🎭🤷♂️🦜
Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.
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🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷♂️
I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
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"Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"