Funny submarine quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

  Commentary:
  "When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

  Commentary:
  "Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

  Commentary:
  Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷‍♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣

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