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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Live now on WeChat:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Making waves on Slack:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Trending via Instagram:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Spotted on Telegram:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

22 shares on X this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

17 shares on Discord this month:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

62 shares on X this month:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

85 shares on Reddit this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Going viral on X:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Just shared via Threads:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Making waves on Discord:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Trending via WeChat:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Live now on Twitch:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Shared recently on X:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Just landed via Messenger:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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