Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
just
relationship
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
want
technology
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
family

Funny submarine quotes

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can't they make one for my house?

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025