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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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I am thick and tired.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Trending via Facebook:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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