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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Trending via Telegram:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Making waves on Telegram:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Going viral on Twitch:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Spotted on Threads:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Funny submarine quotes

Funny submarine quotes dive deep into the humor beneath the waves 🌊😂 Whether you’re a sea lover, a sub enthusiast, or just in need of a giggle 🤿🤣 these witty lines will make you surface with a smile 😄⚓ Get ready to explore the lighter side of underwater adventures and share some laughs with friends! 🐠🎉

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Share →: We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Commentary:
"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Commentary:
"When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Commentary:
"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"
6 months ago
Share →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Commentary:
Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷‍♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Trending via X:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Seen just now on Discord:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Spotted on Twitch:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Just shared via Telegram:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Seen just now on Threads:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Trending via Messenger:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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